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Armen Nazaryan is an Armenian judoka. Nazaryan was awarded the Master of Sport of Armenia, International Class title in 2005.
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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