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\"Strike the Match\" is a song by German pop trio Monrose. It was written by OneRepublic frontman Ryan Tedder and singer Deborah \"SoShy\" Epstein and recorded for the group's third studio album I Am (2008). Production on the track was helmed by Tedder, with additional production provided by Christian Ballard, Pete Kirtley, and Andrew Murray.
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