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Fifty Shades Freed (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) is the soundtrack accompanying the 2018 film Fifty Shades Freed. Released on February 9, 2018 alongside the film, it features 19 tracks with three additional songs. The album was led by three singles: \"For You\", \"Capital Letters\" and \"Heaven\", released on January 5, 12 and 26, respectively. Two of the film's score cues composed by Danny Elfman were also included in the standard edition of the album. Jamie Dornan also performed a cover of Paul McCartney's 1970 song \"Maybe I'm Amazed\", that was released as a bonus track from the album.

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