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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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